Your fingers are yawn-inducingly boring, why not give them a little sole? Turn your fingers into legs with Finger Feet! Made of soft vinyl, these 2-3/4" long tiny tootsies are so irresistible you'll be tempted to run a marathon with your hand. Buy a pair of Finger Hands to go with them and your hand will suddenly be the most interesting part of your body! Take that, face!
List price: $1.49